Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Bells of Saint John (2013)

Matt Smith: The Doctor

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• The Doctor : This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi. We're living in a Wi-Fi soup! Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi, harvesting human minds, extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web, stuck for ever, crying out for help.

  Clara Oswin : Isn't that basically Twitter?

• Clara Oswin : Why you still here? Why you here at all?

  The Doctor : Oy! You phoned me. You were looking for the Internet.

  Clara Oswin : That was you?

  The Doctor : Of course it was me.

  Clara Oswin : How'd you get here so fast?

  The Doctor : I just happened to be in the neighbourhood on my mobile phone.

  Clara Oswin : When you say mobile phone, why do you point at that blue box?

  The Doctor : Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.

• The Doctor : I'm the Doctor, I'm an alien from outerspace, I'm a thousand years old, I've got two hearts and I can't fly a plane!

• The Doctor : I can't tell the future, I just work there.

• The Doctor : Clara?

  Clara Oswin : Huh?

  The Doctor : In your book there was a leaf. Why?

  Clara Oswin : That wasn't a leaf. That was page one.

• Clara Oswin : [in the present]  Um, what's the password for the internet?

  Angie : R-Y-C-B-A-R-1-2-3.

  Clara Oswin : How am I supposed to remember that?

  Paul : [in 1207]  Is it an evil spirit?

  [referring to Clara's voice over the phone] 

  The Doctor : It's a woman.

  [Paul crosses himself] 

  Clara Oswin : [in the present]  Hang on. Just a mo.

  [speaks into the phone as she types in the password] 

  Clara Oswin : "Run You Clever Boy And Remember One Two Three"

• The Doctor : You know what they say about plans.

  Clara Oswin : What?

  The Doctor : I don't have one.

• The Doctor : [into the Tardis phone]  It's 1207.

  Clara Oswin : [in the present]  I've got half past 3.00. Am I phoning a different time zone?

  The Doctor : Yeah, you really sort of are.

• The Doctor : [into the Tardis phone]  Listen, where did you get this number?

  Clara Oswin : [from phone]  The woman in the shop wrote it down. It's a helpline, isn't it? She said it's the best helpline out there. In the universe, she said.

  The Doctor : What woman? Who was she?

  Clara Oswin : I don't know. The woman in the shop.

• Clara Oswin : Are you alien?

  The Doctor : I am. Yes. Ok with that?

  Clara Oswin : Yeah fine... Think I'm fine.

• The Doctor : [in 1207 C.E., sees that the phone in the Tardis is ringing]  That is not supposed to happen!

  [opens the phone cabinet, next to the "St. John Ambulance" logo] 

  The Doctor : Hello?

  Clara Oswin : [from phone]  Ah, hello! I can't find the internet.

• Clara Oswin : [tries to take the laptop]  I have insane hacking skills.

  The Doctor : I'm from space and the future with two hearts and... 27 brains.

  Clara Oswin : And I can find them in under five minutes plus photographs. Twenty-seven?

  The Doctor : Okay. Slight exaggeration.

• The Doctor : The security is absolute.

  Clara Oswin : [as she's hacking on a laptop]  It's never about the security. It's about the people.