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Jacopo Maria Bicocchi
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When the young republic of The Netherlands is attacked by England, France and Germany and the country itself is on the brink of civil war, only one man can lead the country's strongest weapon, the Dutch fleet: Michiel de Ruyter.
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I liked it! If you're seeking for witty, elevated humor then this movie is not for you. Blundering secret agent Ranjid reminded me of Rowan Atkinson's Johnny English. Main villain Freak van Dyk is played by my favorite actor Rutger Hauer, of whom I've seen more than a hundred movies.
A lot of the jokes are a little lame, but I still had to laugh a lot. As a Dutchman I appreciated the many, many jokes about Dutch habits and peculiarities. I especially liked the orthopedic clogs, orange clothed henchmen, and of course Freak van Dyk's car with very Dutch travel trailer. Production design and visual effects are very nicely done.
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