Andy Bernard: For dinner I went South of the border, and then went South of that border, and we have ourselves a Jamaican feast mon.
Phyllis Vance: If I wanted Jamaican food I would just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.
Nellie Bertram: I can't be hypnotized Dwight. I tried it, and started smoking more.
Kelly Kapoor: Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. It just sort of feel out what the situation calls for.
Dwight Schrute: If Jim has bed bugs, that means they're everywhere. I can't risk them coming back to Schrute Farms. Our biggest attraction is our 200 year old mattresses.
Dwight Schrute: A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.
Dwight Schrute: Win at all costs. Don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America. They were farmers. And before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.