Facebook Double (2012)

Marin Mandir: Dean

Quotes 

• Ivan Ivanovic : Look, who ever it is, he updates my profile each hour. And he enlisted me in this group: "My mom makes me clean up for my cleaning lady"...

  Dean : And in this group: "I squeeze out the pressure from my pants everytime I close my zipper."

  Ivan Ivanovic : He couldn't even get my birthday right! He wrote as if I was born on 28 April, like Saddam Hussein. Ah, screw him, who ever he is. I will write a letter to Facebook and ask them to delete my fake profile. Well, got to go! Bye.

  Dean : Ciao! Who knows, maybe Amnesty International helps him!

  [Bursts into laughter] 

• Ivan Ivanovic : Are you busy? Busy with what?

  Dean : Digesting.

  Ivan Ivanovic : You can digest later, take a look at my profile!

• Dean : Have you heard, Nefertiti, that they are planning a rerun of "Marisol"? "Santa Barbara" was enough for me. Oh, Ivan Ivanovic, the original one!