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Thomas and the Magic Railroad 

The Critic reviews "Thomas and the Magic Railroad," a movie based on a children's TV show he's never seen and is shocked to learn that Oscar-nominated actors Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda are in this movie.

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The Critic reviews "Thomas and the Magic Railroad," a movie based on a children's TV show he's never seen and is shocked to learn that Oscar-nominated actors Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda are in this movie.

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6 March 2012 (USA)  »

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Nostalgia Critic: Is this the so-called help the audience was supposed to give that was mentioned earlier? Come on, even Care Bears was more interactive than that. They at least asked you to do something. Any movie can just show something being done and claim that you did that.
[the Death Star explodes]
Nostalgia Critic: You did that. You.
[Tony Montana is shot]
Nostalgia Critic: You did that. You.
[Edward stops an on-coming car from hitting Bella]
Nostalgia Critic: You did that. You... for shame.
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F**k No! Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!
11 August 2012 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I am a great fan of The Nostalgia Critic, but from watching this review, I was very offended by it. (This is one of My Brother's favorite episodes, so I have actually seen it three times already.) Making fun of Thomas The Tank Engine is where Nostalgia Critic crosses the line, Thomas And The Magic Railroad was one of my favorite childhood movies, back when I was about six, I agree it was flawed and the acting was over the top, but this was what made the film more interesting for little kids. The major flaw about this review was that he has never seen the show, (Why bother reviewing a film without watching the show?) in fact, he actually added clips from the show in some scenes. I don't know why he said that he hasn't seen the show, when he has seen bits, to be honest. A similar thing happened in his Pokémon review as well, he hasn't seen the show, but he adds clips from the show and prejudged the movie straight away. The only positive thing to say about this review is that I had a couple of laughs from the "F**k Yeah! Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!" line, apart from that, it was all unfunny insults and childhood rape. ("Let's Pull Our Blowjob Faces!", etc.) It was a pathetic excuse of a movie review.

Overall Rating: 2/10!


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