The Critic reviews "Thomas and the Magic Railroad," a movie based on a children's TV show he's never seen and is shocked to learn that Oscar-nominated actors Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda are in this movie.
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Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone.
No you won't because the magic you refuse to believe in will get the better of you.
[a brief pause
You know what. Go back to being depressed. I think I liked you better that way.
References The Limey