How games like this screw up the legend of Noah's Ark
According to the Bible, Noah took a pair of goats, sheep, kangaroos, and every other animal with him to the ark. But, in this unlicensed video game, he must've brought a bunch of goats who wanted to kill him. Now, that is so wrong. Well, rumors have it that Id was angry that Nintendo had toned down the violence in Wolfenstein on the SNES. So, in revenge, Id not only told Wisdom Tree about this, they also told them to turn that Wolfenstein copy into a game where you would use a slingshot to shoot a bunch of goats! Boy, was Id satisfied when Super 3D Noah's Ark made players angry with its irritating music, endless supply of goats out to beat the living crap out of Noah, and a slingshot for a weapon. Did Noah use a slingshot in the Bible? Nope. It never happened in the Bible so get your facts straight, Wisdom Tree! And another thing, you need to quit making crap-filled games because you made me angry with Sunday Funday and Bible Buffet.
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