Making the R-rated drive-in biker films of the '60s and '70s look like George Stevens epics in comparison, CYCLE SLUTS is just a catchy title in search of porn footage.
Tedium begins with a couple of bikers harassing a couple of girls sitting outside dining, brow- beating them into a pickup. Back at their pad they have sex with dumb improvised dialog and silly filler such as Ray proving he can "eat" a girl without touching her.
Busty porn star Annette Michael shows up and is unhappy with Susan and Janie being in her home -she fails at throwing out the bikers, who rape her instead (but she "sure is cooperative"). A vibrator is put into action, she blows a biker and the pointless film ends with a money shot.
Even more formulaic than its R-rated ancestors: just give the fans bikes, tough talk and rape and they'll go home humming Iron Butterfly.
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