Well hello there, welcome. You're just in time. I was about to tell a story, one I'm sure you'll enjoy. And if you like *this* one, I may spoil you with more. Come gather around and enjoy my tantalizing tales. These stories are centuries old and have been passed down from generation to generation. They may seem familiar, but they are not quite as you'll remember them from your childhood. They have been brought back to their original form - a darker, more depraved form. No longer ...