Beauty and the Beast (TV Series)
Pilot (2012)
Nina Lisandrello: Tess Vargas
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Quotes
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Tess Vargas : You should have tased him. "Kind of a turn on." So, what, he was in it just for handcuffs? Don't guys know they just remind us of work?
Catherine Chandler : Tess, he didn't ask for the cuffs.
Tess Vargas : You have a blind spot for douches. See, when I date a douche, I know he's a douche. Which is why I'm on a man cleanse.
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Tess Vargas : 911 got a call off her cell at 8:32 tonight. No recording.
Catherine Chandler : Blunt trauma to the head. No wallet, no ID, no hotel key.
Tess Vargas : Robbery/homicide?
Catherine Chandler : And leave behind a Louis Vuitton? You know how much these things cost?
Tess Vargas : No, and not every robber knows they're Louis Vuitton.
Snarky Security Guard : I knew it was a Louis.
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Tess Vargas : There you are. I've been calling and calling you.
[giving Catherine a once-over]
Tess Vargas : Were you with Zeke?
Catherine Chandler : What?
Tess Vargas : That glow.
Catherine Chandler : What glow?
Tess Vargas : The sex glow. It's all over your face.