Inara, the Jungle Girl (2012)

'Inara, The Jungle Girl' launches viewers into the life of Inara a young girl in the military whose world comes crashing down when her father passes away after a failed mission to the ... See full summary »

Director:

Patrick Desmarattes

Writer:

Patrick Desmarattes

Stars:

Brittany Bass, Cali Danger, Gerald Desmarattes

Cast

Credited cast:
Brittany Bass	...	Senha
Cali Danger	...	Inara Williams
Gerald Desmarattes	...	Jackson Biggams
Destiny Dumon	...	Gare'n
Ultimate Gojirah	...	Gojen
Charis Jeffers	...	Solara
Madison Kitten	...	Kiten
Blair Martin	...	Zahara
Tarver Mcknight	...	Joel Williams
Logan Myers	...	Tinou
Christopher Robinett	...	Soldier
Tim Ross	...	Marshal Howard
Kathy Butler Sandvoss	...	Holy Mother (as Kathy Sandvoss)
Empress Sayuri	...	N'ah
Sam Sexton	...	Lyta

Storyline

'Inara, The Jungle Girl' launches viewers into the life of Inara a young girl in the military whose world comes crashing down when her father passes away after a failed mission to the island of N'iah. Inara curious of her father's death learns of a new opportunity to travel to the island and learns that the jungle and the women that inhabit it have more in common with her than she could ever know.

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Genres:

Adventure

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 January 2012 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Charlotte, North Carolina, USA

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

71 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

User Reviews

Makes "Gigli" look like "Citizen Kane"

What was the point of this movie? Why did they waste film making it? Why did I actually watch the entire thing when I should have turned it off after thirty seconds?

To put it mildly, this movie lacks a plausible story, lacks any sense of meaningful dialogue, and does not have one character with any shred of passable acting ability. The characters are miscast, to say the least: Since when are midriff t-shirts and belly button rings standard Army issue? The Amazons, themselves, look like they would not last one day in "The Rainforest Cafe" let alone an Amazonian jungle. It is also comforting to know that there is no shortage of hair, make-up, or hygiene products in the Amazon. If your next plane trip crash lands in the Jungle,you may die from dehydration or disease, but you will certainly always look your best.

This flick takes "bad film making" from the gutter and pulls it down into the sewer. "Inara" is a complete waste of time....an exploitation film at it's absolute lowest. I could have made a better movie about cutting my toenails using an iPhone camera that would have more drama than this trash.