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You can't keep this untalented man down
Escaping from the Bluebird vaults is this compilation of lousy scenes dating back roughly a decade, giving fans their minimum daily requirement of big Brit tits.
It runs three hours, but the version I got to see is missing one lengthy vignette featuring the twins Kat & Kit Lee as well as local fave Cypress Isles.
Briefly describing the random segments included, show commences with an improvised, very silly scene starring plumper Hannah Callow. She plays Milady, and Bluebird owner Paul Chaplin plays "His Lordship", overacting as usual. He gets to have a threesome with Callow and her maid, and they even invite the unidentified butler to join in the humping. The actresses keep looking at the camera, and don't take the assignment seriously.
Next vignette features Chaplin in a wheelchair, having sex with Claudia Adams. Once again, a butler joins them, in this case veteran stud Ian Tate. Adams survives plenty of double penetration.
There's almost no dialogue in the next scene -all-sex with fan favorite Stacey Saran doing the honors of having sex with her boss, Chaplin. Silliness returns next with Chaplin playing a bartender, sexually servicing two blondes, dressed up in dumb costumes and childishly pretending to be Little Bo Peep and that Mary who lost her little lamb. It's stupid, but gives Chaplin another opportunity to force out another cum shot. His hairy legs are as ugly a sight as usual.
Final scene casts Chaplin as a deejay for FM station 69, hosting a female rock band consisting of Dorcel star Tarra White and another Euro import Natalie DiAngelo. It's time for more anal sex.
It runs three hours, but the version I got to see is missing one lengthy vignette featuring the twins Kat & Kit Lee as well as local fave Cypress Isles.
Briefly describing the random segments included, show commences with an improvised, very silly scene starring plumper Hannah Callow. She plays Milady, and Bluebird owner Paul Chaplin plays "His Lordship", overacting as usual. He gets to have a threesome with Callow and her maid, and they even invite the unidentified butler to join in the humping. The actresses keep looking at the camera, and don't take the assignment seriously.
Next vignette features Chaplin in a wheelchair, having sex with Claudia Adams. Once again, a butler joins them, in this case veteran stud Ian Tate. Adams survives plenty of double penetration.
There's almost no dialogue in the next scene -all-sex with fan favorite Stacey Saran doing the honors of having sex with her boss, Chaplin. Silliness returns next with Chaplin playing a bartender, sexually servicing two blondes, dressed up in dumb costumes and childishly pretending to be Little Bo Peep and that Mary who lost her little lamb. It's stupid, but gives Chaplin another opportunity to force out another cum shot. His hairy legs are as ugly a sight as usual.
Final scene casts Chaplin as a deejay for FM station 69, hosting a female rock band consisting of Dorcel star Tarra White and another Euro import Natalie DiAngelo. It's time for more anal sex.
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- lor_
- Aug 19, 2022
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