- A company is tasked with finding a new swear word every year. It's near the end of the year and they still haven't found the best new curse.
- Two well-dressed men, Harvey (Derek Kingsley) and his boss Ned (Stephen Sarrasin), enter a room, press their hands together and bow to pay homage to four foul mouthed celebrities' photos on a table placed behind some candles. Few people know that since 1959 a secret company has existed called Swear Incorporated. There job is to place on English swear word into the vocabulary every single year. Harvey overlooks a scrawny fellow (Dustin Luocks) at a desk anxiously thinking with his hands resting on the table. A big goon (John Bucci) reaches for a hammer. Harvey nods. The goon raises the hammer and slams it across the fingers of the scrawny fellow. He releases a cascade of expletives which are recorded. None satisfy Harvey. Still, Harvey peels off a wad of bills from his bankroll and pays off the scrawny fellow who immediately leaves. Some curse words have stood the test of time. Others like "war plucker" and "jagotni" did not. Another executive, Ned sits in the same room. In the year 2021 just two days before the year's end, the company had not yet agreed on a new swear word. The clock ticked. Tension mounted. Harvey shouts at Ned that he has just about enough of his kakka squat. Ned shakes his head and says the term does not roll off the tongue. Ned grabs the tweezers near the Santa Pez dispenser. He pulls out a nose hair from his own nostril. "Bowser Shack that hurt," he exclaims. Ned says really and thinks it was a weak effort. Harvey agrees. "Also Pot You mean I missed the big meeting, Also Pot." Ned raises his eyebrows and says "Maybe?" He tells Harvey to give the test group a whack with that term. Harvey smiles that progress has been made and departs from Ned. Ned enters a room where three people are seated. An old man (Bill Wood) is sleeping. One woman is quietly reading a book. Another is texting on her phone. Harvey enters the rooms and exclaims, "Also Pot!" Harve then provides an example of its use in discovering a repetitive dinner. The old man's eyes open wide. The teen(Evelyn LaCroix) takes minimal notice and shakes her head slightly, never looking up. The other young woman (Becca Lerman) looks troubled and declares the suggestion "Lame". The teen says Harvey's words are too complicated. She suggests a four-letter word or less, declaring it the future of curse words. The teen suggests "gup" as short, sweet and intense. She tells Harvey, "Gup You." Havey look disappointed and returns to the work area. Ned is ready to smash his own hand with the hammer. Harvey promises that Sam will provide the long sought word in the next five minutes. Harvey gets an inspiration and writes a word on a white board. It's SMAZZCRACKA. Ned buries his head in the table. A short time later there is a knock on the door. There is a pizza delivery. The pizza guy (Miles Tuttle) announced the delivery but does not know who to pronounce the symbols in the corporate name. Harvey says that it us. Then Harvey uses the opportunity to test the most recent swear words alternatives. Harvey looks smugly at the delivery man and asks him if he is some kind of "Smazzcracka". He continues that if the pizza guy thinks he is getting a tip, he is full of "tar pucky". The pizza guy has little reaction. Then Harvey exclaims, "Well Gup you man. Gup you!" Ned reacts to the harshness of the latest comment. Ned smiles and nods. "Gup!!!" is written on a placard. Ned, Harvey and the teen girl enjoy a slice of pizza. Ned suddenly takes a deep sniff. He wonders if the odor is being emitted by Harvey. Then he thinks it might be mold and suggests they call the Mold Bros. In any case, they all desire to leave. The teen suggests they go to the Camden Ice Vault to test out their new word. Ned agrees and they depart. 6*
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