- Chase: Careful there, buddy. That piece of cake has approximately forty-seven grams of sugar. If you eat it, you'd be bouncing off the walls for hours.
- Adam: How do you know that?
- Chase: 'Cause I just had twelve pieces!
- [grabs another one, splashes it against his mouth, and goes crazy]
- Chase: WOO HOO!
- [Adam does the same, and they start jumping up and down on the couch]
- Chase: [after Bree hugs a lunch lady and Adam rips the door from a locker] Would you two quit goofing off. We're supposed to not draw attention to ourselves.
- [the school bell rings and Chase falls to the ground, squirling and screaming from the sound]
- Leo: What's up with Crazy?
- Bree: He has ultra-sensitive bionic hearing.
- Chase: [finally sitting up as the bell stops] What WAS that?
- Leo: It's called a bell. It rings every forty minutes, eight times a day, so... have fun with that.
- Leo: [to Adam and Bree] You guys ROCK! Ever since gym class, everyone wants to be my friend, AND there's been a certain gentleness to my wedgies.
- Donald: Uh, Leo, why don't you go check out your new bedroom? Just go straight down that hallway, and when you see the room with the video games and the action figures and the 50-foot-screen TV... keep walkin'. That's mine.