Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Bear and the Maiden Fair (2013)

Jerome Flynn: Bronn

Quotes 

• Tyrion Lannister : [talks about Sansa]  She's a child.

  Bronn : She's a foot taller than you.

  Tyrion Lannister : A tall child.

  Bronn : What's the youngest you've ever had?

  Tyrion Lannister : Not that young.

  Bronn : How much older?

  Tyrion Lannister : Older.

  Bronn : You're a lord, she's a lady, and a beauty at that. I don't see the problem.

  Tyrion Lannister : Shae's not going to like it.

  Bronn : Shae is a whore! Are you going to marry her? Eh? How did marrying a whore work out for you the first time?

  Tyrion Lannister : I should never have told you about that.

  Bronn : You want Shae, keep her. Wed one and bed the other. All you have to do is get a son in the Stark girl. He'll be lord of Winterfell one day; you can rule the North in his name. You'll have two women and a whole kingdom of your own.

  Tyrion Lannister : Two women to despise me and a whole kingdom to join them.

  Bronn : You waste time trying to get people to love you. You'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

  [Bronn chuckles] 

  Bronn : You want to fuck that Stark girl. You just don't want to admit it.

  Tyrion Lannister : I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.

  Bronn : You pay me to kill people who bother you. Evil notions come free.