Ohh my god, it's so unbelievably bad, i can't even put words that describes the terribleness of this movie, i quite frankly don't know what to say.
The Story:
it's about this dog and his owner being on some sort of safari. Already, 3 minutes in, you get introduced with blurry backgrounds that look like if they were terribly green screened on, bad sound quality, bad sound design and all around bad animation. There are many more things wrong that you can point out but i think you got the gist of it.
All of these bad things follows through the rest of the movie.
The first word spoken happens first 3 minutes into the movie. Which is normally not that bad but since nothing really happens within these opening minutes and it's just silence along with some bad sound design.... it makes it so it just feels a little off.
Then an awkward quiet goes on for another 5 minutes.......
This movie is one hour and forty minutes long. This movie was made in 2012, and that wasn't even that long ago. 2012 was the year when wreck it ralph, brave and paranorman were released. It was only made to capitalize on the third madagascar movie released the same year. The movie is 5 minutes longer than madagascar 3, that's 5 minutes longer than the movie they are ripping of.
I believe the minimum length to be considered as a feature film is any film longer than 40 minutes depending on which definition you go after. I can't really find one definitive source.
What counts as being a feature film often varies from 40 to 50, some companies claim 70 or 80 minutes is the minimum length. I believe to be able to sell a movie on dvd or blu ray it has to at least be approximately 45 minutes long.
You gotta ask yourself why they even bothered making the movie this long when they could have gotten away with making the movie 45 minutes.
Later on we have this wild rhino chilling by himself away from the rest of the herd, the rhino then for some reason proceeds to get all upset and runs into their safari jeep. It's really not important, it's only there to serve to the "plot". Our main character, the dog named "pip", gets flung out of the vehicle and proceeds to get absolutely destroyed, and is left in the wilderness all by himself.
The Message:
Thereafter we are flung into some sort of flashback scene showing that he before lived quite a posh life. This movie literally has the least subtle message i've ever seen displayed within a movie in a very long time.
There's a scene that exclaims that he was very happy about the luxury he used to live with. But of course he later takes things for granted which i believe is the message of the movie, you know, to not take things for granted. I believe that's the reason why he is left behind in the movie, for him to learn not to take things for granted and that some people has it so much worse than he does. To accept change and that all good things don't necessarily last forever
I mean, i really don't know, i'm just grasping at straws trying to make sense of this jarbeled mess.
I mean, i guess that's a cute little message that's sprinkled in there, but showing this movie to your kid is no use when there are far better informative family/kids movies that reflect these sort of messages to their mostly young audience. For example you have Toy story one and two that include similar important life messages perfect for a child or kid that's at a young age to learn, and to add on top of that, they as well are really good movies, well, at least compared to the monstrosity that is Life's a jungle.
The Continuity:
On the safari we see rhinos living in houses which i guess they built themselves, how? Did humans build those houses for the rhinos, why? Why would rhinos be in need for housing in any way imaginable? They are rhinos, they are animals that live in the wild, how would building small houses for them help them in any way? Would it be for protecting them for something, from other animals or so? They are bloody rhinos, they don't need to be protected from other animals really. Like, is it made for shielding them from the rain?
Also, i'm pretty sure that rhinos don't live in the jungle, i know their preferred habitat varies, from savannas to dense forests in tropical as well as subtropical regions. But that doesn't look like a dense forest, as the title suggests, it just looks like a straight out normal jungle.
They stand upright with a straight back, they stand and walk just like humans. How can they do that?, same goes for the dog that is the "main protagonist" sort of speak. The humans act like if its normal, the humans see them as just animals, yet they live in houses, stand and walks on two legs and they use their arms to wave at the people driving bye. They don't really have an established universe with straight forward rules to what is normal and what isn't.
Conclusion:
It might be fun to watch if you're drunk and/or are with friends, but otherwise don't watch it. And don't let your kids see it either, there are far better family/kids movies out there.
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