The Riddler: [after capturing Robin in the suit of armor] I'm the first fisherman to catch a sardine still in the can.
The Riddler: If Robin escaped from this truck, he really is a Boy Wonder.
Robin: [on the roof] Thanks for the compliment, old buddy!
The Riddler: Gee, Commissioner, I was just kiddin' around - havin' a little fun. So, how much time can a judge give me for that?
Robin: That's easy, Riddler. What is it that seems to run on forever until it comes to a period?
The Riddler: A long... sentence.
[Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Commissioner Gordon laugh]
Batgirl: [grabs onto the chandelier the Riddler holds onto after he orders his men to seize her and uses it to propel herself out the window after them] Thanks for the lift!
Dick Grayson: [at the end of it while the Riddler's men are at the base ready to advance] Careful. It's dangerous to fool around on diving boards!
[leaps off and somersaults in midair so they charge and end up falling into the swimming pool]
Batgirl: Riddle me this, Riddler. What kind of mill leaves tire tracks?
The Riddler: Uh - a treadmill?
The Riddler: Crossword, you designed this trap. Now where would the secret button be that lowers the paper floor over the acid tank?
Crossword (henchman): Uh... I give up, Riddler.
The Riddler: Idiot, that's not a riddle! I'm asking you where the secret button is!
Crossword (henchman): Oh. Sorry, boss.