- Riley Parks: [warning Evan, because she knows what she's talking about] Hey. Be careful with Selena.
- Derek West: I don't know how to fix this. The weird thing is, it's not even the sex that I miss. I miss the smell of her hair... the way she scrunches up her nose when she laughs at my jokes... even the bad ones.
- Riley Parks: [soft laugh] That's because you two have a connection. You better fix this, and quick. Otherwise, trust me, you'll regret it
- Derek West: [on massage table] Skyler says she's not, uhm, well, we're not having, uh, relations until I agree to give up rodeo riding altogether.
- Riley Parks: Well, she's playing hardball, so to speak.
- Derek West: I'm not giving in without a fight.
- Riley Parks: How is that?
- Derek West: Skyler thinks I can't last two days without her, but, thanks to my buddy who recommended you, she doesn't know I got a secret weapon.
- [bemused response from Riley]
- Dee Ann: I remember my mother tried convincing me that babies came from storks, I mean, actually flown in, tied to some bird's beak.
- Selena Ramos: Well, my mother couldn't even look me in the eye and tell me about it. She wrote me a letter.
- Jolene: I think that's kinda sweet.
- Selena Ramos: Not if you read what she wrote. And saw the pictures she drew. It even scared me out of sex.
- Dee Ann: It couldn't have been for too long.
- Jolene: A minute.