Ferb's English relatives hit Danville to watch their favorite soccer team, the Sniffleton Nostrils, compete in an exhibition match. Ferb's cousins, suspecting he's lost his Britishness, challenge him and his friends to a soccer match, inspiring Phineas to build a theoretically impossible X-7 gyroscopic stadium for the occasion. Speaking of sniffles, Doofenshmirtz is down with a cold, which makes Major Monogram (also suffering from a cold) suspicious. Perry, sent to investigate, finds the doctor bedridden but on the verge of putting his personal stamp on an old philosophical question with his latest inator. Meanwhile, Jeremy's pleasure at meeting Eliza Fletcher makes Candace think she should adopt British manners to keep him interested. Written by
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All of Ferb's cousins are named either Beckham or Pelé, after two of the most famous football/soccer players in the world. See more
The only thing that's impossible is impossibility.
References My Fair Lady
sung by Eliza Fletcher (Jane Horrocks)
composed by Dan Povenmire, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh, Martin Olson, Robert F. Hughes See more