MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Up 1,478 this week

Self Storage (I) (2013)

R  |   |  Horror  |  17 September 2013 (USA)
3.1
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 3.1/10 from 259 users  
Reviews: 4 user | 8 critic

The friends of a night watchman, at a highly secured self storage facility, are home from college and looking to party.

Director:

Writer:

Watch Trailer
0Check in
0Share...

Watch Now

From $1.99 on Amazon Instant Video

IMDb Picks: August

Visit our IMDb Picks section to see our recommendations of movies and TV shows coming out in August.

Visit the IMDb Picks section

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

list image
a list of 1914 titles
created 11 Dec 2011
 
a list of 284 titles
created 23 Jul 2012
 
a list of 47 titles
created 28 Aug 2013
 
a list of 29 titles
created 08 Sep 2013
 
a list of 32 titles
created 11 months ago
 

Related Items

Search for "Self Storage" on Amazon.com

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: Self Storage (2013)

Self Storage (2013) on IMDb 3.1/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of Self Storage.

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Infected I (2012)
Action | Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  

A blood virus infects a small group of hunters turning a father & son trip into a fight for survival.

Director: Glenn Ciano
Stars: Michael Madsen, William Forsythe, Christy Carlson Romano
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  

A group of college students regret their decision to sneak into the cellar of a haunted asylum on Halloween. One by one they encounter Smiley, the last of a flawed bloodline.

Director: Dennis Devine
Stars: Randal Malone, Shevaun Kastl, Tara Shayne
The Cook (2013)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  

A young TV actor holds a memorial party for his deceased sister. It is held in an abandoned park where, a murderous, shamanistic drug-lord lives. The actor and his friends are hunted by this seemingly supernatural killer.

Director: Joshua Miller
Stars: Jeremy Castaldo, Amber Tranum, Ashley Elizabeth Pierce
The Wickeds (Video 2005)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  

It started off as the ultimate way to spend Halloween. Seven teenagers travel to an old, decrepit house, the site of a horror movie set and rumored to be haunted. But when two grave robbers... See full summary »

Director: John Poague
Stars: Ron Jeremy, Mathias Alvarez, Anna Bridgforth
Borderline Cult (Video 2007)
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  

Three serial killers team up at the US/Mexican border town of Juarez and go on a killing spree.

Director: Ulli Lommel
Stars: Elissa Dowling, Christian Behm, Patrick Faucette
Almost Mercy (2015)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

Jackson and Emily aren't like the other kids. Two burgeoning sociopaths on the brink of total meltdown. Ticking time bombs seeking revenge. Who will unravel first?

Director: Tom DeNucci
Stars: Kane Hodder, Bill Moseley, Allie Marshall
Baseline Killer (Video 2008)
Crime | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  

Inspired by the streak of murders committed along Baseline Ave in Arizona during 2006 amd 2007. A vicious serial killer stalks and kills women along Baseline Avenue, a 2-mile stretch in East Phoenix, AZ.

Director: Ulli Lommel
Stars: Victoria Ullmann, Pia Pownall, Jacquelyn Aurora
She Feast (2010)
Short | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7/10 X  

A cult of violent and sexually empowered women ritualistically kill and eat men.

Director: Nate LaChance
Stars: Krystal Kenville, Vanessa Leigh, Carrie LaChance
Inkubus (2011)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  

Inkubus tells the story of a skeleton crew working the final shift at a soon to be demolished police station. The night takes a gruesome turn when the demon, Inkubus, calmly walks into the ... See full summary »

Director: Glenn Ciano
Stars: Robert Englund, William Forsythe, Joey Fatone
Storage I (2009)
Crime | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

Working at an underground city storage facility, a young man discovers evidence of a murder and vows to bring the killer to justice.

Director: Michael Craft
Stars: Matthew Scully, Robert Price, Elise Greig
Comedy

Two lovable party animals encounter a 3000 year old mummy, cursed to roam the earth. The guys must save their new friend from the grasp of an evil archaeologist, looking to exploit the mummy for money.

Director: Tom DeNucci
Crime

The most notorious crime family in all the land is under attack. The wave of unauthorized gangland slayings have depleted a once powerful and feared organization. With their numbers fading ... See full summary »

Director: Tom DeNucci
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
...
Walter
...
Jonah
...
Trevor
...
Valerie
...
Freddie
...
Doc
...
Jake
...
Captured Victim
...
Mumbo
Tommy Dreamer ...
Big Victim (as Tom Laughlin)
...
Sera
...
Hot Chick
...
Sara-Marie
Lauren Bell ...
Jess
Edit

Storyline

Jake is the overnight security guard at a highly-secured Self Storage facility in rural Rhode Island. When his friend's party plans fall through, he invites them to his job site to throw a fiesta of his own. There couldn't be a better location: removed, no people, nothing but party... right? Innocent mischief turns a naughty night of fun into an evening of horror. We soon learn that some things were meant to stay under lock and key and certain places were supposed to be left undisturbed. The kids aren't the only ones at the self storage facility who are looking for a night of fun. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence and gore, pervasive language and drug use

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Official Sites:

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

17 September 2013 (USA)  »

Filming Locations:


Box Office

Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Color:

See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Soundtracks

A little more
Written by Bob Pepek(ASCAP)
performed by Bob Pepek
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
The best word I can muster is "pathetic".
22 October 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I'm not one to use hyperbole a lot when reviewing films. I never use "worst movie ever" or "this movie makes me want to rip my eyes out", etc. That said, this movie is awful. Although it's probably not the worst I've ever seen, it's the worst all-around film I've seen in a long time. By all-around I mean the acting, writing, directing, music, editing...the works. It's all bad with no real bright spot at all.

Without giving anything away, the film follows a young guy who works at a storage facility who decides to invite friends over to his job to have a small party after hours. Soon, the carnage begins and the party turns into a fight for survival. The filmmakers try their hardest to make the plot more than just a slasher film but their idea falls completely flat and begs for answers to logical questions...these questions are never answered as a result, I suspect, of lazy filmmaking. For example (of lazy filmmaking), in the first five minutes of the film, you see the main character playing guitar, smoking weed, and basically acting like a slacker. This montage during the credits is meant to tell us that this is the cool guy--but like any bad filmmaker--they use a series of stereotypical actions to show us this fact.

This model of using stereotypes is pretty much followed for every character in the film. So much so that some characters don't even appear to act like human beings, but cartoonish stereotypes of the type of person they are trying to portray. Even Eric Roberts seems embarrassed to be seen in this film. He has a very difficult time keeping his part together surrounded by such horrible acting.

The music is awful. Just crappy rock and alternative numbers that are probably songs from a band the director knows. They use the music like films from the 90's during suspenseful scenes: Play some generic metal guitar riff during chase scenes and some horrible rock song (with words!) during scenes you want us to believe have tension. Yes, it's that bad.

You get the idea here. This is a bad film. I would suggest only watching this if you are looking for a "what not to do in filmmaking" example or if you like to torture yourself with laughable movies. Otherwise, beware.


7 of 13 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
Not bad for low-budget. jon11-2
Discuss Self Storage (2013) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?