As Major Monogram lies bedridden with a cold, Carl reads him a magical tale where Phineas and Ferbalot lead a band of adventurers to brave the raging River of Uncertainty, the Bridge of Comprehension, the Rocky Shallow River of Nevermore, the Swamp of Spit-Poor Attitudes, and finally Mt. Doof. Within its Cave of Ten Thousand Monsters stands the legendary Sword of Excaliferb, needed by these hardy heroes to defeat the Evil Wizard Malifishmertz. Written by
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Let me tell you about my plan for seising control of the Tri-Kingdom Area: You see, I was bullfrog hunting down by the rat-catchers shack and came across...
[Malifishmertz rounds a corner while descending a circular staircase; his voice becomes muffled and indistinguishable
[coming back into view
... with the biggest raspberry I've ever seen. It was the size of a cucumber.
[rounding another corner, becoming again muffled
[returning to view
... is what I said because I had a gag over my mouth.
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sung by Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh
composed by Keith Richard Horn, Robert F. Hughes, Martin Olson, Dan Povenmire See more