Archer is stunned to learn that his mother is dating his man crush - Burt Reynolds. As Archer and Burt bond, they soon discover that they have more in common than once thought, while Archer has to defend the rest of the crew after his carelessness gets them in trouble with a ruthless gang of Cuban drug lords.- Written by halo1k
A Cuban hit squad is after Archer; Malory tries to call him, but she reaches Archer's VM. A week later, Archer gets his face slapped at The Tuntmore and meets his Florida-born hero, Burt Reynolds. Burt kinda has a date which is kinda with Archer's mom... this does not sit well. So, on the night of a red carpet gala movie premiere, Archer kidnaps Burt and brings him to his penthouse; Woodhouse looks for a cucumber. Lana, Ray, Cyril and Krieger are driving Vanisphere, handicap ready, but too heavy to burn rubber. The Cubans' recent photo of Archer was taken when he was blonde and sneezing glitter, so they mistake Ray for Archer. As the Cubans and the ISIS gang go tearing into the night, Archer and Burt are in hot pursuit. Thankfully the egg is not driving Archer's car and Burt has a heart-to-heart with his passenger: Malory is a person with hopes, dreams, aspirations and even needs. Pedal-to-the-medal beside his idol, Archer does not vomit and digests the new information about Malory. Several triple-Needhams later, Burt sends the Cubans swimming and uses the blocker car to brake Vanisphere from a close encounter with the ubiquitous AmPetCo. Burt appears in time to take Malory for a red carpet walk and a hot moustache ride. The girls concede, if not in so many words ... Burt Reynolds is the Original Sploosh. 10-4.- Written by LA-Lawyer
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