[after they kiss
There was a scientific rationale for that! Because... important memories including, but not limited to, one's first kiss, are stored in the hippocampus, which makes them harder to forget. So I figured...
There's just one problem. You're assuming that was my first kiss.
Kissing your pillow doesn't count you virgin!
You would know wouldn't you?... Nevertheless, my first kiss lacked that romantic je ne sais qoui. Either way, my hippocampus didn't get that one. Let's try it again.
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