[as Josh arrives home to find Mum crumpled in the corner on the kitchen floor, he prepares to call for an ambulance]
Mum: [barely audible] Don't, don't Josh, don't, they'll put me in the looney bin. Don't.
Josh: [hanging up the telephone] What did you take?
Mum: Just some of Peg's pain medication and some Baileys, and then I regretted it so I vomited it up on purpose, then I vomited up a little bit by accident.
Josh: Does that work?
Mum: Oh yeah, I'm fine.
Josh: [getting down on the floor to help her] Why didn't you call me?
Mum: Because I'm fine.
Josh: Okay. Are you absolutely certain if I don't call an ambulance, that you won't die?
Mum: Yeah, I'm certain.
Josh: Yeah? You pretty sure? It'll weigh heavily on my conscience if you do die.
Mum: Yup.
Josh: Probably spiral into depression, and possibly drug addiction, and you'll be too dead to help me.