- Grandad Brown: [pointing to the turkey in the living room] What's he doing here alive?
- Agnes Brown: He's probably looking at you thinking the same fecking thing!
- Agnes Brown: [to Grandad, while trying to climb down a shelf] See, I didn't fecking need ya! Oh shit!
- [falls from the shelf]
- [after failing to kill the turkey]
- Buster Brady: I couldn't do it! He said my name! "Bub-bub Buster!"