Psych (TV Series)
Shawn Spencer: Ah, it's like my dad here says all the time, please, help me with my pants for I can no longer control my bowels.
Henry Spencer: I don't say that.
Shawn Spencer: Come on up here.
Henry Spencer: I don't want to.
Shawn Spencer: Come on, bring me my envelope. It's gonna clear up all kinds of mysteries. Give it up, ladies. And that dude in the third row. How'd he get the invite? I didn't know there were gonna be any-My dad! My dad. He's almost always wrong.
Henry Spencer: He cried at Benji: The Hunted.
Shawn Spencer: It's because he was being hunted.
Henry Spencer: He's afraid of racoons.
Shawn Spencer: Because they're terrifying, and wear little masks.
Shawn Spencer: If we've learned anything from F/X and F/X2, is that anything can be faked
Shawn Spencer: and Bryan Brown cannot carry a movie.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: What about Full-Body Massage?
Shawn Spencer: I think we both know why we rented that.