Do you know why there's never been a decent British road film? I'll tell you why, cos there's nothing remotely exhilarating about having to eat a rancid chicken salad sandwich from a BP station at the Bolton West services on the M61, that's why. There's nothing romantic about having an Eddie Stobart truck with the name of some mail order bride stenciled onto the front grille trying to ram itself up your ass at 80mph. Nothing! Have you ever been to a Happy Eater? No one's happy! In America, the ...