On New Year's Day,after dreaming of playing badminton with Lembit Opik, Nelson tries to recall the events of the night before. He slowly recalls how Destiny brought home Nita,her identical twin,who fell for the fox whilst Marion married a Siamese lady-boy and Kali threatened suicide. Vince stole a kebab and killed the pursuing police horse,whom Nelson had to cut up and serve as meat. Sniffer dog McSorley threatened to arrest Nelson but Nita came to the rescue. After such a hectic evening Nelson decides that next year he will stay in. Written by
don @ minifie-1
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Koon-Yi, the Siamese cat, has brown eyes. In reality, Siamese cats always have blue eyes - it's one of the key features of the breed. See more
Daydream in Blue
Written by Dean Honer
& Jerrod Gosling
Performed by I Monster See more