Epicurus and Lebdan are two trainers of a women's football club, "Prigorke". One day, they discover "Nostradamus-Chicken" on the Internet, which has a series of correct predictions involving football matches. In another correct guess, the chicken picks the bowl with Ajax, and the next day Ajax indeed wins against Chelsea. When "Nostradamus-Chicken" predicts that "Prigorke" will win a match, Epicurus and Lebdan are overwhelmed. However, when the chicken predicts that "Prigorke" will lose the championship, Epicurus and Lebdan go crazy, using denial and transparent lies in order to cover up the inconvenient truth. In order to "audit" the prediction in their favor, they search up the chicken's owner, farmer Mohor, in order to confront him... Written by
The story was inspired by "Paul the Squid", a common octopus who was used to predict the results of association football matches. See more »
[after Nostradamus-chicken predicted that they will lose]
What is this? My great grandfather was the biggest victim during World War I! How he sacrifised himself!
[Rips his shirt in anger]
This is all the fault of those Illuminati! And those Masons! They foiled this! She is leading her nation into doom... That crazy chicken! Did she go mad? What is wrong with her?
[his cap falls off]
It's all right, Epicurus. Calm down, my friend... Are we really going to worry ourselves... Because of a stinky, ...
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