- [first lines]
- Sir Breeze: I don't mind helpin' damsels in distress and fightin' fire-breathin' dragons and goin' up against Warlords, but I am *not* goin' on another mission to help those Swamp People!
- Lance: Hey, we pledged an oath to help all subjects of the kingdom, Breeze. The Swamp People included.
- Sir Breeze: Yeah? If someone really wants to help 'em, they'd bring 'em some deodorant.
- Warlord Lucan: What good is your pure heart now, Lancelot? At last, the end of Arthur's most faithful knight!
- Warlord Axe: Never have I seen a knight fight like this.
- Lord Viper: Yes. He has the fury.
- Warlord Axe: How does one fight a knight when he's like this?
- Lord Viper: One does not.
- Arthur King: We're thankful *you* made it through the Warlords' siege-line, Breeze.
- Sir Breeze: Man, there's nothin' to be thankful for tonight.
- Merlin: [placing a wreath of flowers on Lance's divan] From Guinevere and Lady Elaine. To a noble knight who will be greatly missed. Yet somehow I still feel his spirit. Almost as if he isn't really gone.
- Queen Morgana: To have a Lancelot who does not remember who he is in our midst is a rare opportunity.
- Queen Morgana: Your twin brother Sir Lancelot was one of Arthur's knights. When he could no longer stand Arthur's evil, he left for a distant land. Our plan was to have you ride to Camelot and pretend you were Sir Lancelot.
- Lance: What was I to do in the castle?
- Queen Morgana: Two nights after you are back in Arthur's confidence, you will lower scaling ropes from the castle's battlements, disable their defenses and lower the drawbridge so we can enter.
- Lord Viper: [chuckling] I know you will not let you queen down, Sir William. Or should I say, Sir Lancelot.
- Sir Breeze: [enters with the others to find him with his sword raised before the Round Table] That's Lancelot for ya - always practicin'.
- [the others laugh]
- Queen Guinevere: Arthur, it is no secret that I feel you and the Knights of Justice have - somehow changed. Not for the worse. Truth be told, there are many things about this change in you that please me.
- Arthur King: Either you put your fist on the table and say the oath with us, or you won't have a fist left.
- Lady of the Table: See that your sword and Viper's cannot touch, any more than good can touch evil. Feel your own good.
- Lance: Viper. What're you doing here?
- Arthur King: Don't worry about *why* he's here; let's just get 'im out.