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Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

 |  Comedy  |  24 August 2012 (UK)
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Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Keith Lemon / Evil Steve
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Rosie
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Douglas Orange
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TV News Reporter
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Waterbot Salesman
Harish Patel ...
Kushvinder
Jimmy Reddington ...
Man on Bridge
Kim Barry ...
Woman on Bridge
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Delivery Man
John Render ...
Hoodless Harry
Paddy McGuinness ...
Gary
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Barman
Abigail Hamilton ...
Auntie Fanny
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Buster (Hoodie)
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Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 securipoles arrives, much to Rosie and Dougie's dismay. Realising that his invention may never be successful, and that he now owes Evil Steve (Leigh Francis) a ton of money for the securipoles, Lemon decides to stay in London, and takes the advice of fellow businessman Kushvinder (Harish Patel), and accepts the gift of a new style mobile phone that Kushvinder has invented. Attempting to turn the gift into his next money-making scheme, Lemon accepts an offer to appear on David Hasselhoff's prime time television chat ... Written by Anonymous

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Rosie: Look, Keith I don't like the C word.
[pause]
Rosie: Commitment.
Keith Lemon: Oh, I thought you were gonna say cunt.
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Worst movie I have ever seen
24 August 2012 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I left this movie gob-smacked! Who paid for it to be made ? Having wasted so much money would they refund my ticket price, please !! The opening titles indicated it was a British film. A British comedy, they can be really 'humourous'. This film totally failed to humour us. The laughter was from incredulity. The characters failed to develop, in fact decompose would be a better verb to describe what happened. The plot was so thin one would be able to operate a touch screen through it. The scenes that should have been funny were so repetitive they were painfully awful. I believe the audience who might find this film amusing are, thankfully, too young to see it. I am still reeling and unable to believe the amount of resources that have been sunk into this quagmire in order for it to go on general release. I cringed to even give it one star, 0 out of 10 would be a more accurate vote.


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