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Keith Lemon /
Evil Steve
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Douglas Orange
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TV News Reporter
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Waterbot Salesman
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| Harish Patel | ... |
Kushvinder
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Jimmy Reddington | ... |
Man on Bridge
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Kim Barry | ... |
Woman on Bridge
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Delivery Man
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John Render | ... |
Hoodless Harry
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Paddy McGuinness | ... |
Gary
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Barman
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Abigail Hamilton | ... |
Auntie Fanny
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Buster (Hoodie)
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Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 securipoles arrives, much to Rosie and Dougie's dismay. Realising that his invention may never be successful, and that he now owes Evil Steve (Leigh Francis) a ton of money for the securipoles, Lemon decides to stay in London, and takes the advice of fellow businessman Kushvinder (Harish Patel), and accepts the gift of a new style mobile phone that Kushvinder has invented. Attempting to turn the gift into his next money-making scheme, Lemon accepts an offer to appear on David Hasselhoff's prime time television chat ... Written by Anonymous
Nothing more to say - the worst film I have ever paid to see at the cinema.
We walked out after an hour.
We are both big fans of Celebrity Juice and were amazed at how bad this was.
Don't waste your money on it.
Came away feeling like we had been mugged!
IMDb says I need to write 10 lines but I really have nothing more to say about this appalling film. With this in mind I'll take the opportunity to remark on how well the London Olympic Games went - well done Britain!