Happy Kwanzaa! What? Not so familiar with Kwanzaa? Well let the Shelf Life gang teach you all about it. And along the way let them fill you with Christmas spirit and joy for all mankind. And just in time for the end of the world.
Welcome to Season 4! With Bug Boy strapped to an M-80, Hero Lass in "the Program," Samurai Snake drowning in his sorrows in the local cantina and Hero Man... well, being heroically inappropriate as usual, our trusty toys embark on their biggest adventure yet, an adventure that will take them off the shelf and into... the unknown! Stay tuned, True Believers! This season is guaranteed to shelf you in the face!
Hero Man's gone missing, and the rest of the gang wonders where he could be. But upon his return, his tales of prison, sadistic cell-mates, and, well, what happens to new guys in prison, leave them wishing they could forget.
The Kid sets up our intrepid "heroes" in the backyard for target practice, but there's no full metal jacket in this Hanoi Hilton because war is hell, this is no Hamburger Hill, and the the casualties of war in this platoon were not born on the fourth of July.
In our action-packed 2-part season finale our intrepid "heroes" seem to have earned themselves a little vacation... a vacation in ZOMBIETOWN! When The Reaper's zombie minions attack unexpectedly it looks like it's the Toy Box in the Sky for our favorite figgaz.
Hero Man, Bug Boy, Samurai Snake and Black Velvet descend into The Reaper's hell under the house to save Hero Lass. But will she even want to come home? Hold onto your junk and jump off the shelf into the crazy climax of Shelf Life Season 4!
Our biggest season yet kicks off with this original Shelf Life music video chronicling Hero Lass's struggle with addiction. Will fame fill the hole left by the magic marker? Or will it only make things worse? With cameos by Bug Boy and the evil rapper figure DJ Adickshun!