Community (TV Series)
Digital Exploration of Interior Design (2012)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Aah!
Britta Perry : Whoa!
Jeff Winger : Oh, jeez.
Garrett Lambert : There's a situation developing in the study room! I'd elaborate, but I'm out of breath because I walked here very briskly!
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Britta Perry : That's too bad, Dean. I don't recall seeing Subway in my premenopausal, postfeminist experiential marketing class.
Subway : Actually, I'm on the wait list for the premen/postfem/ex mark.
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Abed Nadir : Yeah, and we're going to build a super awesome pillow fort here at the school.
Britta Perry : Another pillow fort? Kind of repeating yourselves, aren't you?
Abed Nadir : That was a blanket fort. This will be a pillow fort. Way more difficult, way better.
Troy Barnes : All difficult things are better, like carrying a disease or holding in a fart right now.
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Shirley Bennett : Uh, Britta... You're a, uh, progressive woman of a more... liberated looseness. You could get close to Subway and find out some dirt on him.
Pierce Hawthorne : Corporate espionage. I like it. Microphones hidden in lipstick. Lipstick hidden in microphones. And the deadliest weapon of them all: The penis flytrap.
Britta Perry : Okay! This conversation is over. I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math, but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Britta Perry : Am I the only person enraged by the fact that corporations are taking human form? I totally predicted this in my High School newspaper column "Britta unfiltered."
Pierce Hawthorne : Unfiltered. I get it.
Britta Perry : Get what?
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Subway : [Britta sighs] Powerful passage, isn't it? "She had become a physical necessity."
Britta Perry : You circled this paragraph.
Subway : I can't say that I did. I just think it's a striking expression of love's ability to persevere within the cracks and cogs of inhuman systems.
Britta Perry : Who were you, Subway, before you were Subway?
Subway : I can't say. I have to live within the rules. This identity is my life.
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Britta Perry : Yep, that's me, the girl who's going to destroy the big sandwich company with the dreamy eyes.
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Britta Perry : [demanding] What's going on?
Pierce Hawthorne : I'll ask the questions here. You had sex with Subway, and I recorded it.
Subway Rep : Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. You know what, I'm going to let this one slide.
Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett : [unison] What?
Subway Rep : I know we have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpohumanoids, but at this point in time, we can't stop them from having hearts. These two are clearly in love. If they want to express that love in a perfectly healthy way, then... okay, hold on. Th... is this what I think it is? That got unhealthy real quick. That... okay, that's... yeah, that's weird. That is well out of the mainstream. You know, I was raised in the... the Bay Area, but I... I'm a father now.
[removes headphones and clears throat]
Subway Rep : Subway cannot stand for that, and frankly, Rick, I... I'm surprised you did.
Subway : My name is Subway.
Subway Rep : Not anymore.
[speaking into his shirt sleeve]
Subway Rep : The bread is stale.
Subway : No! No!
Dean Pelton : Oh, my God.
Britta Perry : Subway, I love you!
Subway : Britta!
Pierce Hawthorne : Shut up.
Britta Perry : [whispers, glaring at Pierce] How could you?
[Pierce silently glares back]
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Britta Perry : Corporate America has destroyed love.
Annie Edison : Again?
Britta Perry : Subway! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Subway #2 : Britta, you silly. It is me, Subway.
Britta Perry : What?
Subway #2 : I had a great time with you last night in the pillow fort, the one exception being the deviant sex act you initiated without my consent.
[kisses Britta on the forehead]
Subway #2 : Eat fresh.
[exits]
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Britta Perry : You should try reading Orwell's "1984."
Subway : I have. It's a great book. It really awakened me in high school. I think kids should be forced to read it.
Britta Perry : Me too. Anyway, you're living it. You're a human puppet with big sandwich's hand up your ass. Is this what you dreamt of being?
Subway : Unfortunately I'm not allowed to discuss my former life or engage in any nonplatonic relations, practice religion in public, or eat any nonfresh, unhealthy food like that found anywhere outside Subway.
