Community (TV Series)

Pillows and Blankets (2012)

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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• Narrator : Just after dawn, the end of the war begins.

  Dean Pelton : [during the final battle, the Dean interrupts with a whistle]  Well, that's it! I just heard from the Guinness rep he's not coming! He's been fired in what he's described as the world's biggest mistake. I doubt that will make the next edition. Anyway, it's over! What a colossal waste of two and a half days!

• Dean Pelton : Jeffrey, you have to come mediate Troy and Abed. They look up to you.

  Jeff Winger : What's with the film crew?

  Dean Pelton : Don't worry about that.

  Jeff Winger : Oh, I am worried about that. If there's one thing I've learned at this place, it's that a film crew means disaster.

  Dean Pelton : Okay, they are here to document Greendale's Guinness record, which you are going to make sure we get by talking to Troy and Abed right now.

• Troy Barnes : The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg says Pillowtown has until midnight tonight to surrender its territory.

  Abed Nadir : The United Forts of Pillowtown declines the request.

  Troy Barnes : It's not a request. I'm giving you an all tomato,

  [sic, ultimatum, eggcorn] 

  Troy Barnes : meaning that you give me the whole tomato or else.

  Abed Nadir : Or else what?

  [military drum roll] 

  Troy Barnes : See you at midnight.

  Dean Pelton : Oh, my God. Do people go to classes?