The United Forts of Pillowtown, headed by Abed, is at war with the Legit Republic of Blanketsburg, ruled by Troy. Annie sets up a hospital zone to treat casualties on both sides. Britta takes a stab at war-photography. Jeff tries to reunite two former friends turned mortal enemies using sarcasm. Written by
The TV Archaeologist
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At the end of the episode, Jeff asks the narrator "weren't you in The Cape?" Although the narrator says no, Keith David, who provides the narration for this episode, actually was a regular on The Cape. See more
[During the final battle, the Dean interrupts with a whistle
Well, that's it! I just heard from the Guinness rep he's not coming! He's been fired in what he's described as the world's biggest mistake. I doubt that will make the next edition. Anyway, it's over! What a colossal waste of two and a half days!
Performed by Michael Haggins See more