The Critic reviews "Star Trek V" and wonders why in a movie whose plot involves a mission to find God does director/writer William Shatner include a three-breasted cat lady, a musical number, and a half-naked 50-year-old woman dancing.
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[60's Batman music plays as Star Trek IV is recapped
Last time in the good Star Trek movie. A whale of a tale. It appears a probe is destroying the Earth in the hope of finding the extinct humpback. Desperate to hammer in an animal rights commentary, the Enterprise goes back in time to see if they can find some. They're told that time travel is dangerous despite the fact that they've done it a billion times before and will continue to do it a billion times after. Yar she blows. But this marine ...