The Critic reviews "Star Trek V" and wonders why in a movie whose plot involves a mission to find God does director/writer William Shatner include a three-breasted cat lady, a musical number, and a half-naked 50-year-old woman dancing.
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We then see the hostage footage that Sybok has sent out.
We request that you send a Federation starship to parlay for our release at once.
I deeply regret this desperate act, but these are desperate times. I have no desire to harm these innocents but do not put me to the test! I implore you...
Oh, and everyday he doesn't, people will die!
[laughs maniacally while someone screams in background and camera starts shaking wildly
References The Little Rascals