Victorious (TV Series)
A Christmas Tori (2011)
Elizabeth Gillies: Jade West
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Quotes
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Mr. Sikowitz : Andre, why the sour puss?
Rex : Yeah, why the sour puss?
Andre Harris : I don't really want to talk about it.
Tori Vega : Andre wrote a Christmas song for his creative music class.
[Andre moans]
Tori Vega : And it was a really great song.
[Andre moans]
Tori Vega : But his teacher gave him...
Andre Harris : Don't say it out loud!
Tori Vega : OK.
Andre Harris : A D! Argh, I said it out loud.
Mr. Sikowitz : A D?
Andre Harris : I've always gotten As in music. How does a person go from an A to a D?
Jade West : Happened to me in eighth grade.
[Robbie and Cat laugh]
Mr. Sikowitz : Well, I'm sorry, Andre. Now, yo!
[Sikowitz wakes Beck up, who startles]
Mr. Sikowitz : Why Becky so sleepy?
Beck Oliver : There's a stupid cricket in my RV. So I can't sleep because it chirps all night long.
Jade West : So just call one of those bug murderers.
Tori Vega : Uh, they're called exterminators.
Jade West : Yeah, why sugarcoat it?
[Sinjin enters the classroom]
Sinjin Van Cleef : Hey, Sikowitz.
Mr. Sikowitz : Yes, what is it, boy?
Sinjin Van Cleef : I have your Hollywood Arts Secret Santa assignment.
Mr. Sikowitz : Ooh, who am I buying a gift for this year?
[Sikowitz inspects the pad]
Mr. Sikowitz : Courtney Van Cleef? Oh no, that kid's a freaky little weirdo.
Sinjin Van Cleef : She's my sister.
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Jade West : Stop bouncing!
Beck Oliver : I can't help it!
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[to Tori]
Jade West : Two words.
Beck Oliver : I bet they won't be helpful.
Jade West : Your problem.
Beck Oliver : I was right.
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[to Tori]
Jade West : Don't be shy.
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[about Robbie, after Andre tips him over]
Jade West : I bet that jingled his bells.