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"House M.D." Body and Soul (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

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Dr. Gregory House: [when he walks in on Wilson doing a breast exam on a patient] Relax, I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.

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Dr. Gregory House: I had sex with Dominika.

Dr. James Wilson: In a dream?

Dr. Gregory House: It wasn't literally sex. Technically, it was flossing. You know, teeth, testicles. I think the symbolism is pretty clear.

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Dr. Chris Taub: [to Park] I'll tell you what would be weirder, if you didn't dream about having sex with Chase.

Dr. Chi Park: Have you?

Dr. Chris Taub: No, but I've dreamed about having sex with a lot of people I work with and it didn't freak me out.

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Dr. Chris Taub: [to House about the patient] He's stable, but we've obviously got a second symptom.

Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, yeah, yeah, kid in V-tach. Tell me about the luau in his bedroom.

Dr. Chi Park: It's a traditional Hmong ceremony that's supposed to call back the kid's soul.

Dr. Gregory House: Hasn't he heard of Star-69?

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Dominika House: [to House] When you invite me for dinner, I thought maybe you take me to a restaurant or have plates.

Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, sorry. Idiot delivery guy forgot them.

Dominika House: Mm... The idiot delivery guy or the idiot guy whose food you stole from lounge refrigerator, huh?

Dr. Gregory House: You've gotten to know me pretty well.

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Dr. Robert Chase: Seizure rules out Hashimoto's.

Dr. Chris Taub: Yeah, that's the issue, not that we have no rational explanation for how the patient spoke a language he's never even heard.

Dr. Gregory House: I've got one. "Dang tong lee twah." It means "you're a bunch of pathetic idiots" in Hmong.

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Dr. Chris Taub: [to Park] You're an idiot, you know that?

Dr. Chi Park: Well, I definitely won't be dreaming about you tonight.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Dominika] You're a dead-eye shot and enjoy reading quantum physics on the crapper?

Dominika House: I read in bathtub.

Dr. Gregory House: Better image. Thank you.

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Dr. Chris Taub: [to Adams] Can you please hint to House that you had a sex dream? I'd really prefer not to get distracted with trying to cure the patient today.

Dr. Jessica Adams: I refuse to divulge my dreams about girl-on-girl loofa action.

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Dr. Chi Park: [to Chase] Want me to gaze longingly into your eyes as I tell you the test results?

Dr. Robert Chase: I want you to treat me like a friend which means getting over the fact that you like me more than I like you.

Dr. Chi Park: Yeah, egotism and preening really turn me on.

Dr. Robert Chase: Too bad I'm not attracted to androgyny and self-pity or you'd have it made.

Dr. Chi Park: Because anyone who hasn't gotten wet from your petri dish of STDs clearly has low self-esteem!

Dr. Robert Chase: Bitch.

Dr. Chi Park: Dick!

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Lida: I don't know. Nothing you've done has helped.

Dr. Robert Chase: If we don't start and he has another seizure, the neurological damage could be permanent.

Lida: My father-in-law. He thinks the calling ceremony didn't work because Lue wasn't there.

Dr. Chris Taub: And you think he's right?

Lida: I don't know.

Dr. Chris Taub: I'm sorry, but there's no way we can allow him to perform an exorcism in your son's hospital room.

Lida: Then I will have to take him home.

Dr. Robert Chase: A day ago, you were insulted I'd even think you might believe that stuff and now you're willing to stop all treatment, so you can try it?

Lida: Maybe Xang was right about Kao. The man I loved wasn't evil and would never do what he did. He was possessed and my son needs his soul back.

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Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House when the patient's mother wants her father-in-law to perform an exorcism] Why not? As long as he doesn't feed the kid anything or put anything on his skin that we haven't verified is harmless, what's the problem?

Dr. Gregory House: I agree. And since we're establishing a new policy of "What the hell, we'll try anything," I'd like to hire Shakira to belly dance while singing "Waka Waka."

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Dr. Gregory House: People who live in glass hospitals should not throw exorcisms.

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[last lines]

Dr. Gregory House: [to Wilson] Adams defied me. There's one more zealot in the world.

[sits on his couch]

Dr. Gregory House: And Dominika moved out. She was fun. She was hot. She fixed my blender. That is not a metaphor. You know any good fake divorce lawyers? I am surprisingly depressed by this.

Dr. James Wilson: I have cancer.

Dr. Gregory House: You were a little short with me the other day. You do need an excuse. Cancer may be overplaying it.

Dr. James Wilson: Stage II thymoma. I didn't want to tell you until I had it confirmed. I got the tests back this morning. I have cancer, House.

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