Do you want the truth? Right-wing chicks are hot. Much hotter than left-wing chicks. Do you know why that is? Because right-wing chicks are aggressively carnivorous, self-reliant, Ayn Rand acolytes who understand the value of the moment. They get that sex is something in and of itself, beholden to nothing and no one and as a consequence of that understanding, they're less inhibited and therefore hornier. Left-wing chicks on the other hand, they're vegans who want a holistic experience. They're ...