Butt-head: Good evening. Tonight we are going to be reviewing a wonderful and inspiring film called "The Human Centipede."
Beavis: [commenting on a segment from Jersey Shore] Whoa! There's a law of intelligence?
Butt-head: Yeah... you might want to hire a lawyer, Beavis.
Butt-head: This is an ad for one of those boner pill commercials.
Beavis: Every day millions of Americans can't get wood. Ask your doctor if Levitan is right for you. Side effects may kick ass.
Butt-head: Levitan may cause excessive vomiting, loss of vision, bluriness...
Beavis: And a boner that goes on for four hours!
Butt-head: That would be cool!