after showing a clip of a cat attacking a cat-shaped balloon, Jay says, "Lee Marvin was in that, wasn't it? 'Cat Balloon'?"
a Facebook comment is shown where a man said that one of the first things he would do as president would be to bring back the show
Jay mentions that Scotty McCreery was a winner on the show
Jay mentions that J.R. Martinez won on the show
a fake headline says "Twilight Baby Will Compete on 'Toddlers and Tiaras'"
Jay mentions that Raini Rodriguez's brother Rico is on the show
Jay mentions that Mike "the Situation" from the show will be on later this week
Jay mentions that Damon Wayans Jr. is on the show
Jay mentions that Iron & Wine's song "Flightless Bird, American Mouth" is from the film
Jay mentions that Raini Rodriguez is on the show
Clip of Chargers kicker Nick Novak urinating on sideline
Altered clip of David Wright reporting on panda researchers
a clip of Damon Wayans Jr. on the show is shown
Clip of Bill Cosby conversing with a contestant
Altered clip of report on fast food restaurant burglary
Clip of Scotty McCreery lip-synching