The Office (TV Series)

Christmas Wishes (2011)

Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone

Quotes 

• Robert California : [Being embraced by Kevin]  I feel like a kitten being cradled by a gorilla.

  Kevin Malone : Yeah.

  Robert California : It's been 10 days since I had sexual intercourse.

  [Kevin starts to let go as Robert holds on tighter] 

  Andy Bernard : Well, you came to the right place!