Butt-head: We ate a lot of Burger World food... and now we're fat.
Butt-head: We like Taco Yummo better because it gets you fatter quicker than Burger World.
Butt-head: [the Jersey Shore cast is working at a gelato shop] They're trying to make gelato look exciting.
Beavis: Duhnananana... orange chocolate! Duhanananana... papaya!
Butt-head: [Snooki comments about not wanting to go on Match.com again] She went on match.com and this guy put her to work.
Beavis: [false Italian accent] I have match for you - you and this mop. Go make with floor!
Beavis: [Snooki is reading a list of requirements for dates] A poem by Snooki... Uh huh huh huh...
Beavis: I have that same list too, but she has to be a girl, she has to have at least one boob, and it can't be my mom.
Butt-head: I have that same list too, but it like, includes your mom.