Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-story drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in... and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable. Written by
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[Yelling on the phone in Spanish
Yes! Auntie! Yes! You're 73 years old, not 20! Of course, but I'm in the United States so kill yourself! Kill yourself, because I don't care!
Ok, yes! I love you! Muah! Muah! Muah!
I understood "crazy old witch," "go kill yourself," then "I love you."
I'll never get this; how you all yell at each other.
That's how you know that your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
If You Leave Me Now
Written by Chicago
Performed by Eric Stonestreet See more