All American Christmas Carol (2013)
Rat Tail Randy: Your mouth's sayin' "Don't" but your body's sayin' "Don't stop."
Cindy Wegman: So I'm gonna... uh, I'm gonna go for a ride with Randy. I just need to feel the wind in my hair and-and mourn the loss of your dead daddy, okay?
Stage Hand: Hey, Wegman, your mom's finally here.
Harley: How do YOU know?
Stage Hand: 'Cause the smell of booze and used condoms just filled the air. Oh, wait... she's never even used a condom before.
Wayne: Do you love me?
Cindy Wegman: If Wink wasn't here, I'd show you just how much.
Mr. Wink: Don't mind me.