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"The Simpsons" The Daughter Also Rises (TV Episode 2012) Poster

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Milhouse: How come you get so many valentines? All I got were from my mom and my optometrist.

Bart Simpson: That's a bill.

Milhouse: No, it's not! It has a heart stamp.

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Bart Simpson: Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentines Day?

Homer Simpson: It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentines Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.

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Bart Simpson: According to the wisdom of our elders, if you ride the swing the whole way around, your body will turn inside out.

Milhouse: At last, my beauty will be on the outside!

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Lisa Simpson: What happened to you? You were so brave at the dessert bar.

Nick: I sure was. I'm allergic to chocolate.

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Bart Simpson: I don't want to be the guy who killed everyone's fun. That's Skinner's job.

Principal Skinner: Don't look at me. I didn't kill everyone's fun, fun killer.

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Marge Simpson: It's a beautiful day outside. No more watching TV.

Bart Simpson: Little does she know that our viewing platforms are multi.

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