- Mac: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession.
- Father Cullen: Okay, my son. In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, what is your confession?
- Mac: I'm fat.
- [cuts to episode title "How Mac Got Fat"]
- Mac: Well, right now it looks like you're wearing a mask of yourself over your face.
- Dennis Reynolds: Not a good one? Not a nice mask of myself?
- Mac: Not a good one.
- Dennis Reynolds: Do you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good?
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, my God.
- Dennis Reynolds: And if there was would you guys wear it?