Selina Meyer: Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?
Dan Egan: I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
Selina Meyer: That's like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin' dildo.
Dan Egan: I thought...
Selina Meyer: [interrupts] No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS! Get out of my office.
[trips on papers on the floor]
Selina Meyer: GARY!
Gary Walsh: Yes ma'am, yes ma'am!
Selina Meyer: I need something!
Gary Walsh: Okay, is there something specific?
Selina Meyer: I don't fucking know, I just need something!
Mike McLintock: You sure you set this meeting for 8:00 A.M. today?
Sue Wilson: Am I sure?
[stares him down]
Mike McLintock: Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, of course you did. Of course. Please, stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.
Sue Wilson: I'm adding more clothes, Mike.
Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep?
Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-Span. The irony would be too huge.
Mike McLintock: Which way are you going to vote?
Selina Meyer: The way my principles and conscience tell me to go.
Amy Brookheimer: ...Ok...
Selina Meyer: Which way do you think that should be?