- Ally Dawson: [trying to explain the lyrics] Those aren't the lyrics! My handwriting was only sloppy because everyone was rushing me! I went to Calligraphy Camp!
- Austin Moon: Book club, Calligraphy Camp - now you're just making stuff up.
- [while being pressured to write another song for Austin]
- Ally Dawson: I can't just spit out a song anytime you want me to. Lyrics don't just flow out of me like a river after a rain of tears.
- [suddenly realizing...]
- Ally Dawson: Oh, that's good.
- [about a recent concert Austin threw]
- Ally Dawson: You really won all those people over.
- [slight chuckle]
- Ally Dawson: They came for the kangaroo, but they stayed for the "Moon."
- Trish De la Rosa: Guess who got a job at the dry cleaners.
- Ally Dawson: What happened to your job at the Yo-Yo cart?
- Trish De la Rosa: It's a long, complicated story...
- Ally Dawson: You got fired.
- Trish De la Rosa: Hmm. I guess it's not that long or complicated.