Community (TV Series)

Contemporary Impressionists (2012)

Michelle Azar: Jewish Lady 3

Photos 

Quotes 

• Britta Perry : Jeff!

  Jewish Lady 3 : [Jeff dips his dance partner]  Oh!

  [gasps] 

  Jewish Lady 3 : I haven't been dipped like that since my last divorce.

  Jeff Winger : Britta, you were right. I can feel my ego taking over. Do something!

  Britta Perry : Okay, listen to me. You are not that big of a deal. Do you understand? You have bad posture. When you do to many push-ups, it looks like you have boobs. The tile in your bathroom is tacky. You were emotionally closed off in bed to the point where one time, I didn't come up because I couldn't find close enough parking. You have an unusually high butt crack.

  Jeff Winger : Thank you.

  [delusionally satisfied smile] 

  Jeff Winger : It couldn't have been easy for you to lie like that.

  Britta Perry : We are getting you out of here.

• Jewish Lady 3 : Oh, my God. You are gorgeous!

  Jewish Lady 1 : Would you look at this one. He's like a Robert Redford.

  Jewish Lady 3 : No, no, more like a taller, hotter Ryan Seacrest.

  [Jeff recalls as ego swells] 

  Jewish Lady 3 : It's amazing, you're actually more handsome than the guy who's famous for being handsome.

  [a smile creases Jeff's face as he quietly grunts through clenched teeth]